Basic Love Engineering!!
Very old thought says “scientists look for something that already exists and engineers make those which exits in imaginations” So carrying out same trend let me introduce you to few new engineering subjects
Engineering studies are natured to develop something different, new or adventurous. London-born designer at apple said “It’s very easy to be different, but very difficult to be better” So as every engineering student, go through some basic subjects when they study their first year, like, Basic Computer Engineering, Basic Civil Engineering etc… These are subjects that form the base for their coming years, in their step to step process towards knowledge.
Let me introduce to few subjects which are not only different but still better, these subjects , which you can’t find in any syllabus book , or in any professor notes, these subject is studied and experienced by the youth exclusively, and they score jackpot, if you ask them a paper about it.
It’s called “Love Engineering” Some of the important chapters in love engineering are relatively connected. And Here’s how you can find the basic description of all those.
Fundamentals of Love: The fundamental term defines the architecture and basic working process of the subject. A real life incident, Four friends had just entered the college. On their first day, one of them announced that after their 1st period their physics teacher had asked for a list of phone numbers and emails of all students. All students made up a list and submitted it to that student. But in reality, it wasn’t their teacher but those four students who wanted this list so that they could get the numbers and mail-ids of their female classmates. This was an attempt to connect with them.
Actually Architecture of love includes basic techniques on how to find a lover. For that one searches amongst friends siblings, social networking sites or use pick up lines on each attractive person. Also you will train yourself on how to attract and impress a person, you have to put in your best efforts because there could be many competitors and it is possible “Jo aaj tumhare sath hai wo kal tumhare best friend ke sath nazar aaye”.
Heart Operating System,
Operating system means efficient use of resources with providing ease to users and our youth actually do the same, they perfectly use their resources like, their laptops which is meant for projects, they use it for chatting to provide all time availability to their lovers, Mobile phones are not just for medium of connectivity, it by default becomes a controlling tower of your relationship. Sms and calls and android apps, are used for maximum effect to flirt and chat with their partner.
Mind programming language,
Software engineers use programming language to write a code script which operating system can understand easily and can perform the task whatever they want and our youth are perfectly following it and now they are the masters of programming language. They are expert to operate their lovers with the script of “EMOTIONAL ATYACHAR” and as research says “YOUR FRIENDS ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN ME” and “USE OF TEARS” are two most powerful and shortest code script found frequently used by our youth.
Pocket money management,
The trickiest of all subjects is the Pocket Money Management. Well here’s the thing, A Person is performing things perfectly usually known as Managed person. The students are like way far from perfect. They are at max good managers. But when it comes to pocket money management system their managerial skills take a U turn and they adopt all their energy in manipulating their key technique- “Dad” and their key techniques is “Dad! this month there is an conference in our college and we need to pay extra money for that or our teachers suggested some new books and we need to buy those books.” but I must suggest please don’t use this idea because some parents are smart and they can give you book instead of money.
Note: There is no need to explain why to save pocket money. Everybody is aware with gift requirements of clients or so called lovers.
But beware of the hitch-hikers, a free suggestion. These hitch-hikers within us extract our pocket money because they have already exhausted theirs.
And last but not the least,
This is a most important chapter of Love Engineering subject, needs the example to understand it in a proper manner, so here I am sharing one with you.
Yesterday I asked my brother to get some information regarding a college in Pune. He told that it was easy to get the information as his girlfriend studies there. But as far as I remember, his girlfriend resides in this city. To this he replied, “Sis, this is another one.” Thus, in short, they are creating a networking of girl friends and girls are creating a network of boy friends. Their efficient working network means one friend can never get to know another system (lover) in another city.
These are only 5 topics, but it is not the end of this engineering. There are thousands of minds and thousands of innovations in this Love Engineering.